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Knights who say Meh

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The Knights who say Meh are an organization founded in February 2006 by founders Abwayax, Izwzyzx, and Ragnarok, three close friends who share viewpoints directly opposing the viewpoints held by The Majority.

Perhaps the Knights of Meh are best known for their Golden Rule: Romance is for the weak minded. Romance is classified as thus:

  • Hugging
  • Kissing
  • Love poems
  • Etc.

Generally, anything you consider "romantic" is romance, and is forbidden by the Knights.

The Knights of Meh are not allowed to have romantic partners, as that would violate the Golden Rule. Some Knights, such as Abwayax, are generally despised by most girls. And others still, such as Izwzyzx, will just quote the Golden Rule to their faces.

Top Knights

Junior Knights

Former Knights

These Knights split off and established The * Organization due to concerns voiced in #trsrockin Thu Nov 29, 2007

Phrawger left because he wanted to devote more time to his own group, the Archmages of Truth

  • Phrawger

Decision Making Procedure

The Knights usually convene in their IRC Channel, #knightswhosaymeh, to discuss Knightly matters (without romance, of course). The Knights, when faced with a dilemma, vote.

  • A "meh" is a yes vote
  • Anything but "meh" is a no vote

Previous Knight decisions

  • Romance is for the weak minded: 4 meh, 0 non-meh
  • Gammapedia is not censored for minors: 3 meh, 0 non-meh
  • QuadWoot shall consist of WootViolence, WootCell, WootBrain, and WootCommonSense: 3 meh (Izwzyzx, Abwayax, Twenty-Seven), 0 non-meh, 2 absent (Ragnarok, FooBot)
  • The symbol for hate shall be >3: 3 meh (Abwayax, Twenty-Seven, Ragnarok), 0 non-meh, 2 absent (Izwzyzx, FooBot)
  • GT is not worth absorbing: 3 meh (Abwayax, Twenty-Seven, Izwzyzx), 0 non-meh, 2 absent (Ragnarok, FooBot)

Etc

The Knights of Meh are also the cabal that runs Gammapedia, the Foo Bar Forums, and the Foo Bar IRC Server. And as such, their decisions are final. They're much like Wikipedia's cabal, only they're not as secret.