Knights who say Meh

The Knights who say Meh are an organization founded in February 2006 by founders Abwayax, Izwzyzx, and former-knight Ragnarok, three close friends who share viewpoints directly opposing the viewpoints held by The Majority.

Perhaps the Knights of Meh are best known for their Golden Rule: Romance is for the weak minded. Romance is classified as thus:

• Hugging
• Kissing
• Love poems
• Etc.

Generally, anything you consider "romantic" is romance, and is forbidden by the Knights.

The Knights of Meh are not allowed to have girlfriends, as that would violate the Golden Rule. Some Knights, such as Abwayax, are generally despised by most girls. And others still, such as Izwzyzx, will just quote the golden rule to girls' faces.

The Knights, it is believed, are a males-only organization. Females tend to be romantic and stuff.

Current Knights

• Abwayax
• Izwzyzx
• FloppyDiskMan
• BladeAlchemist

Apprentice Knights

• Missingno and .4 fan
• Bulbafreak9000

Previous Knights

• Ragnarok: un-knighted uppon giving up his status as a Knight.

Decision Making Procedure

The Knights usually convene in their IRC Channel, #nohug, to discuss Knightly matters (without romance, of course). The Knights, when faced with a dilemma, vote.

• A "meh" is a yes vote
• Anything but "meh" is a no vote

Previous Knight decisions

• Romance is for the weak minded: 4 meh, 0 non-meh
• Gammapedia is not censored for minors: 3 meh, 0 non-meh

Etc

The Knights of Meh are also the cabal that runs Gammapedia, the Foo Bar Forums, and the Foo Bar IRC Server. And as such, their decisions are final. They're much like Wikipedia's cabal, only they're not as secret.

More Info

The Official Knights of Meh website