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Htler

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Project Htler was supposed to produce some kinda robot ninja zombie named Htler who would be the heir to Hitler's throne. However, the project bombed.

Genesis

In 1993, an unnamed Secret Nazi scientist established a Secret Nazi base on the moon. There, a group of Secret Nazis worked on building a Hitler-esque robot ninja zombie named Htler. The name was chosen because, according to the head Secret Nazi, "it sounds like Hitler, only not. Heute ist mein tag!".

Prototype

A prototype Htler was completed in 2001. However, the prototype had several problems. The head scientist decided the prototype was unfit to be a fuhrer of a Fourth Reich for the following reasons:

  • The mustache was too long
  • The eyes, by some mistake, were a shade of red
  • He didn't look Caucasian enough (too much asian, not enough cauc)
  • The swastika on his chest was crooked

End of the project

In 2004, the Toast King discovered the Htler Project on the moon and ordered the Secret Nazi Base destroyed.