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Nucleus

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Nucleus himself. Picture by User:Izwzyzx

For the cellular structure, see Nucleus (cellular)

Nucleus is the Roman/Greek God of Nukes.

A Fable of Nucleus

One time there was a God of Destruction. The God of Destruction was pissed off at Nucleus because Nucleus' nukes were causing more destruction than the God of Destruction was, effectively taking the God of Destruction's job away. So the God of Destruction tried to poison his Flamin Hot Cheetos, unaware that gods are immune to poison. In response, Nucleus nuked the God of Destruction. That shut him up.

Nucleus in Greek stories

Nucleus appeared in a few Greek stories, such as the story of Oedipus. Oedipus' grandfather killed Apollo's favorite snake. Apollo flipped out and cursed the man's family. In this curse, Oedipus killed his father, married his mother, had kids, and then his sons killed each other. Nucleus, disapproving of this AIDS-fest, showed up and said "This is totally screwed up". He proceded to nuke Apollo, all the snakes, and all of Oedipus' family. HA! HA!

Whereabouts Today

It is unknown where Nucleus is, since we stopped worshipping the old gods since 3000 BC.