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Infinity Machine

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The Infinity Machine was invented by a group of scientists who happened to be cultists. They believed that it was possible to infinitely create and compact atoms. After 20 years of working on a device that could zap out atoms at the order of an external device, they inserted it into a computer created specially for the device, then locked it up and buried it in Europe. Six years later, the scientists' lab was nuked, but later someone found the computer and used it for a web server.

It's believed the Infinity Machine can not be destroyed, and lasts forever.

Features

The Infinity Machine is a unique machine, so operating systems such as Windows or Linux for Intel-based computers or the like won't work without emulation. Once emulation is enabled, there is no slowdown on the operating system as if it was running on the real machine and the owner can choose the clock speed infinitely.

The Infinity Machine can also run infinite virtual machines from startup, like a multi-boot system, but only one can be chosen at a time that way.

Specs

  • CPU: ∞ yottahertz
  • Ram: ∞ yottabytes
  • Hard drive: ∞ yottabytes

History

  • 2020: The Infinity Machine gets created.
  • 2026: It gets dug up and used as a web server for an imageboard.
  • 2027: An IRC server is added, and it is the most popular IRC server ever.
  • 2071: The owner and Infinity Machine suddenly disappears, and nobody had found it until 3000.
  • 3000: The Infinity Machine is finally found on another planet.
  • 3001: After a year of hacking it, a group of non-cultist scientists turn it into the Free Internet of infinite space and bandwidth.
  • 3026: After buying stuff like monitors and keyboards to connect to the Infinity Machine, trillions of people have thousands of infinitely-fast virtual machines on their accounts, which were free.